820. 10 Things to do Before Curaçao Fuik Dag  

Fuik Dag: The Biggest Floating Orgy of the Caribbean.

#1. Do 100 situps, 100 push ups, 100 squats EVERY day until the first Sunday of the new year (January 6, 2013). No, make that 200.

#2. JUST SAY NO TO CARBS… That leftover chocolade letter? Those greasy oliebollen? That warm pan franses…? will go straight to you-know-where.

#3. Pimp your float! The more creative your floatie, the more awesome you are (perceived to be on Fuik Dag) Few suggestions below. Bonus points for cup and beer holders!

#4. Veuve Clicquot, Moet Chandon, pia galinja (BBQ drumsticks) and salt water are a match made in heaven! But don’t wait until the NYE rush, start collecting your bottles TODAY

They know what’s up.

#5. If you don’t own a boat or have friends with boats – don’t panic – you still have plenty of time. Just chill at the Yacht Club every Sunday until January 6, 2013 or make friends with Bonairians and Aruban boat owners, those guys are gullible enough. Don’t let anyone fool you with that motion-in-the-ocean crap, SIZE MATTERS.

#6. Fuik Dag is known to have surprise DJs, brass bands and even full bands… But don’t forget to bring your own surround sound speaker system… a boat with no blasting music is like peanut butter without jelly.

#7. Dust off that tiny, barely there designer bikini… or go out and buy a new one! The less covered and more high fashion your boobs, the better. Ohhh and extra-pad those suckers if yours are like mine!

She knows what’s up.

#8. Forget your “No Make Up on the Beach” rule… Bring your waterproof mascara, fancy hat, designer shades, best towel, etc

#9. Turns out condoms are waterproof. Just sayin’.

#10. Make sure you have a designated boater, no one wants to get Fuiked until the following year!!!